That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate
No one pulled the damn thing in
In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
- birds die all the time
- I own 3, two cockatiels and a cockatoo
- I dont have 5 million dollars
- My love for cum no withstanding you seriously need to calm down
- I wasn’t defending shit
- see my previous post
“LISTEN HERE, CUM-SLUT”
congratulations, you’re shitting your pants over a fucking cgi-ed bird in an adam sandler movie, OP! it doesn’t exist and it never happened! you can wedge your panties out of your asshole now
Tumblr user cutiescream, ladies and gentlemen
mmmm cum slut excellent
CGI BIRD. NOT REAL BIRD. FAAAKE BURDY
now excuse me while I continue to laugh at the pictures of the fake!bird covering itself in chocolate.
For someone with a lot of birds, she really is fond of the word “cum-slut”
:D
